Say Hello To Daddy

The surreal just keeps happening. I'll get to the gay porn star in a second. It's a douzy.

Today, I shot Nataly - one of the cutest and erotic pornstars to come out of the Czech Republic in years. When she first walked in, I was floored. Tanned, with skin smooth as silk, she looked better in person than many of her pictures. I was really worried before our meeting because much of her previous photo work didn't turn out that great. Honestly, what I shot didn't do her justice either, but I can't be faulted because I was using an experimental camera and lacked proper lighting.

This was my very first shoot in Prague and it started horribly. I'm shooting everything in my hotel room, to save costs and because it's just convenient. Despite being booked in similar gigs, it's never easy meeting strangers this way even if you did have the proper attitude. She came in, looked at me with a bit of worry and was somewhat cold, but by the end of the shoot, she was happily showing me her family photos, asking me to add her in facebook, and calling up the booking agent to tell him what a great guy I was to work with and wanted to work with me again. Absolutely fantastic! Except for the family photo part.

Call me a romantic, but I actually cared and when I saw the pics of her brother and father, I could not look at her like someone I really wanted to sleep with. Something about it just made it way too personal, like a friend talking to another friend.

This is where it got a little interesting. The gay pornstar you see above, is her FATHER: Robert Van Damme. That's right, GAY pornstar. Look at the dude. He's 40 years old and looks better than anyone I know my age. When the two go out together, people mistaken them for boyfriend and girlfriend all the time because they both look great. That's when the other "aw shit" moment came to mind: he's the same age my first girlfriend is now. That means if the stars-aligned in some cosmically, messed-up way, I could've slept with my first girlfriend's daughter.

Sleeping with girlfriends' daughters, gay pornstars with sexy, 20 year old daughters doing straight porn, thoughts of how both father and daughter love to suck cock - all too much for my mind, or any mind. I haven't told you guys about the pissing part yet. Yeah, I shot her pissing. Would've liked to shoot her with someone pissing on her face, but once again, it doesn't feel right after you've seen the family photos.