The Club Roundup

By now, you know the drill so I'll keep this short.

Darlings - www.kabaret.cz


The biggest and most popular club in Prague because of heavy advertising and promotion aimed at tourists. Their prices are absolutely ridiculous, which is why many locals stay away. Costs about $17 for entry and a cheap beer costs almost $6. You can grab discount entry from the promoters standing at the street corner, and on some nights, beer is half price at $3 if you get in before 11pm. They always have a lot of girls, but from what I was told and confirmed by what I saw, most seem to be there just to fill up the joint and look like there's a great selection. To a much larger degree than Sexy, most of the girls are not there for sex, but just dancing/padding the selection so you feel a little duped.



Once you see the menu, you'll be really turned off. It costs $57 for a nude table dance (the chick strips in front of you at your table) and $171 for 30 minutes of sex in a private room, although they bill it as "autoerotica" which means masturbation, and some of the girls seem a little naive and think guys are willing to pay $171 to either masturbate or watch a girl masturbate. There are some really attractive girls, but it's really hard to justify paying $171 for 30 minutes when at other places, you can get someone almost as good for $57. The girls make a lot more money if they can grab a guy for a $171 private session, but I saw few takers for the private rooms.

Most guys happily paid for the overpriced drinks to watch the floor show for an hour or two. Liquor is twice that of Sexy Go Go (which is also owned by the same people as Darlings), at $114 per bottle, but the floor shows are slightly more elaborate with various themes. Sadly, the strippers seemed younger and more attractive at Sexy. Still, it's definitely worth a look if you grab a bunch of your friends and just get the cheap beer. On rare occasions, there are a couple of stunners that are possibly worth $171 for 30 minutes. But in most cases, you can get something just as good down the street at Sexy, for $40 less.

Sweet Paradise - www.sweetparadise.cz


It's farther away from the tourist areas and targeted at locals, albeit a bit more upmarket. There are two locations, both of which are lower-level, lounge-like establishments. You have big comfy sofas around tables, and a central bar. Girls sit around on other couches, waiting for you to invite them over or if you like, the head madam can make the girls parade in front of you.

There is an uncomfortable feeling sitting around, eyeing the girls on the other couches, who mostly look bored and rightfully so. It's almost disrespectful. At least the prices are very fair. Drinks are equivalent to restaurant prices with teas, coffee, and beer for $2 or less, and if you get in before 8pm, admission is free, with prices for sex starting at $80 for 30 minutes. After 8pm, admission is $6 and sex is about $100 for 30 minutes - still very reasonable. What seems to occur at 8pm is a shift change. Not only are the prices different, but the girls are as well. From what I saw, the girls were no better and no worse before/after 8pm so it's better to go before 8. There's a theory that the younger girls are regular dayjob locals so they take the pre-8pm shift. This theory has some validity as the girls working 10pm onwards at the other clubs, are clearly pros.

Girls were mostly average, with a few above average and definitely worth $80. Unlike the other clubs, all the girls you see are available for sex, so there's no uncertainty or fakes like you see at Darlings and to a lesser extent, Sexy Go Go.

Atlas Cabaret - www.atlas-cabaret.cz


This club is across the street from Darlings and went through a major renovation that transformed the interior to resemble a Wild West Saloon. On the website, you see girls dressed in Wild West garb, enforcing the Saloon theme, but in reality, the renovation is all for naught. Unlike the website pics, the place is bathed in neon, completely hiding the great woodwork.

The girls were average-looking. I didn't get a chance to sit down at the club and only took the free tour that was offered. I believe prices were about $100 for 30 minutes. From my brief tour, it seemed most girls were there for sex, with about 20 or so girls. It's not the cheapest club according to the writings on the outside, but for something downtown, the prices are better than the others.

Victoria Sweet

19 years old. Her boyfriend is a semi-pro (or pro) soccer player who plays in Germany. Victoria 5'8, but so much taller in her heels.

Margeta - A Tall Drink of Water

6 feet tall with a perfect 10 body. She towered over me and I requested she not pose in any shoes because there was no way to get her into the frame of the camera if she did. All of her previous work present her as a little cold and bitchy, but she was a ray of sunshine when we met. This may sound weird, but I felt like a little gradeschool student looking up to a smiling teacher.

Of all the girls, she was the most adamant against shooting the simulated POV scenes with the dildo I bought. She said it was two big. Too big??? You would think a girl this amazonian, could easily take a big cock. Tea, the shortest girl I shot, took it like a champ (which is kind of scary).

I asked her why she doesn't model and she says that she does (she was also the only one to ask if what I was shooting for the czech porn market or for other countries), but models in the Czech Republic make very little to no money (which is true for models all over the world). She's not shooting hardcore at the moment, which is a shame.

Sexy Go Go Upgraded and Downgraded

Returning to Sexy Go Go, I noticed some tables go brand new, touch-based, LCDs built into them. They're running windows XP and using old-fashioned, non-capacitive touch. They are quite sturdy, yet easily recognizing light taps with even my fingernail. All you can do is use the web browser with an onscreen keyboard. It's functional, but a bit slow and they haven't got all the kinks out yet, but kudos for trying.

Regarding Sexy Go Go, I have to take back some of the positive things I said before after learning more about the club. I thought every girl also prostituted, and I had suspicions some didn't because I would never see them talking to guys or going to the private rooms. My suspicions were confirmed last night when one of the girls told me pretty much the only ones whoring are the girls who walk around and approach guys. It's a good chance if the girl doesn't make the rounds, she's not a whore.

That's extremely disappointing because some of the hottest chicks are the strippers. My informant told me it's not impossible, if you were a good-looking guy and flashing cash, but my ethnicity likes to keep our wallets closed to unnecessary expenditures...well...other than gambling. I did try, and even though some of the strippers are super hot, like the Elisha Cuthbert lookalike, in person she looked a little druggie. I would pay to fuck her, but really it would be the angry kind to teach the bitch a lesson, and that's not nice to any woman. ;)

Other things of note:

• girls like Asian clients especially Chinese and Vietnamese (not the gangster ones that work in the open-air flea markets, but the well-schooled ones). They do not like Japanese though because they are one-sided in a weirdly efficient way: if they like you, they treat you nice, but if they are not into you or the type on that night, they'll treat you like shit. They also don't like Italians because they are not gentlemen at all.


• There are designated "ladies drinks" which I showed a menu of in my last post. You can only buy from this limited selection to sit and chat with the girls, perhaps to get a sense of her personality. They are overpriced for a reason: the girls get a cut of it. You really don't need to as most of the girls who are whoring, are ready to fuck. The drinks are non-alcoholic anyways. Not like you can get them wasted. If you want to get on their good graces, just give them the money instead and they'll sit and chat with you for a few minutes if you liked a particular girl and wanted to get a vibe on her.


• I see a lot of dudes buy a lot of drinks and it's not cheap. Most guys just buy drinks and watch the shows, especially if the whore selection isn't that great. Some girls don't mind sitting around and receiving drinks, although they make far more money fucking. I'm not going to judge, but it looks like most guys enjoy the tease of sitting with another girl and still a little chicken-shit to go all the way.


• most of these places don't get humming until 9 pm. Don't even bother going earlier. Your selection will be pretty bad.


• It's not impossible to find 8-9's whoring, but only on the big days: friday and saturday. But don't expect that many.


• If you go into the club by yourself, you get nothing. Find the guy on the street corner of Wencaslas Namesti who works for Sexy Go Go and he'll get you a free beer. You pay the same and you help him. He might give you tips.


• be efficient. The shows are nice, but they repeat. Go into the club, sit down, and the girls will start approaching you. Find one you really like and go fuck her. Once you're done, come back, get your free beer and nurse it until you're ready to fuck again


• they open late and there are still many guys there at 5am, but try to leave by 4 am. The girls start acting stupid and any of the hot girls available are used up already.


• Avoid the black mammas unless you are into being dominated that evening. I repeat: dominated, not dominating.

Overall, I think Showpark is the better value. You get a little more time, the cover is less, and it's nearly half the price.

Tea - Evangeline Lilly Lookalike

Today I shot Tea and she is the hottest girl, in my opinion, I've shot so far, primarily because I dig petite girls and Tea stands 5'2 - 5'3. Before you go knocking on me, almost all of you guys have petite girlfriends/wives. Despite being at least 2 inches taller than me, I don't see any of you fellas dating taller chicks. :)
When she walked in, I thought, "Holy crap, it's Evangeline Lilly, the chick from LOST, albeit more tanned". Bear with me a bit because I couldn't find a picture of either of them in matching poses for a direct comparison, but the resemblance is there.

If you read my previous post about Lea Magic and the worry I go through regarding what a girl will look like once in person, Tea probably gave me the biggest worry. Her pictures ran the gamut so widely that entire sets did not look like the same person. If I can add one thing to my earlier comments, it's my fear of "the hair do". Hair, is one of the biggest factors that can alter a woman's appearance, and when I pulled up a picture of Tea with short hair, I was freaking out:



or how about this lovely one where she looks like an '80's cokehead reject?



Completely out of left field, I get Evangeline Lilly instead. 22 years old. Great smile. Her teeth were so white and perfect, the pornstar I shot before her was ooohing and aaahing in jealousy. You know who I'm talking to when I mention this.

Just trust me, I have crappy lighting and an experimental camera that doesn't do any of these girls justice. Tea is a lot hotter in person. Ok, I know you guys want to see less talk, more photos. Here you go:

Lea Magic

Above is pornstar Lea Magic and I can say she was a pleasant surprise.

Two things trouble me greatly when shooting actresses I have not met in person yet:
1. not knowing what their personality will be like; mainly the fear they would be hard to work with or complete bitches
2. they are drastically different from their previous pictures in a negative way, for a number of reasons including weight gain, alcohol, smoking, giving birth, or the sheer talent of the photographer/photoshop artist.

To combat this, I try to find younger pornstars, more recent photos, and videos. This is a time-consuming process, but the attention-to-detail paranoia in me sees it as a necessity. I take the worst and the best and come up with an average. Videos are the best bet to gauge personality because on-camera performance speaks volume about professionalism and ease in front of the camera. Videos also provide a truer image of the person, as it is far more difficult to "photoshop" multiple video frames and most porns are not shot with great video lighting and camera equipment compared to photography.

My expectations were lowered for Lea Magic. I've seen shots of her where she was absolutely stunning, but also extremely bad ones. Every guy knows a girl with her figure can easily pull the ripcord. From videos, I knew she was a good performer, but I still wasn't sold on the looks. I really wanted her because she had huge breasts, which look great in 3D and highspeed. To my pleasant surprise, Lea showed up looking a lot better than some of the pictures I've seen of her.


She's one of those girls who are not inherently photogenic. On camera, she can go either way, greatly dependent on the skill of the photographer. But in person, she was a knockout. We're not talking fashion model beauty, but the girl-next-door, you-know-she's-sexy, kind. I asked her if she lost weight as well. She thought she gained weight, but compared to the first photo above, I thought she was mistaken. In a small way, I was expecting something as bad as Jessica Simpson. I lucked out. Woohoo!

She was also a pleasure to work with. Young, but a pro having done this for 5 years, she knew how to pose, spoke excellent English, and took the 10 inch dildo I bought for the simulated sex scenes, like a champ.